I'm Back

But I dont know why

 

So today at work, I was doing the job of "The Dairy Fairy" (as we call him) because he wasnt there. I was filling the milk. And we had just gotten a huge load of milk in. I forget that there are stacks and stacks of milk crates behind me. I turn around and start to walk at the same time and fuckin face-plant right into a stack of them. I seriously thought I broke my nose it hurt so bad. I said to my friend there who was on the outside of the cooler "Dude I think i just broke my nose"......He says, " Really? Sweet!" And comesrunning back and asks me if its bleeding. I didnt really want to take my hand away too see blood gushing from my nose but I did and there was nothing but snot, cause I have a cold and a constantly running nose. But it didnt leave me without a mark. I got a nice gash in the shape of a 7 on my nose that bled for about 10 minutes and it hurts to make any sort of facial expression. So thats my story of the day. Oh, and I'm not sure cause I'm not really good at telling if I am being hit on or whatever but I think I was being hit on by the Manager of the store and the Bakery manager at the same time. Yes both of them female. And yes, very weird. I could have done without that. Other than that I have had an extremely boring week.

posted by: EricMute at 03:20 | link | comments |

I'm bored. Saturday nite. 6:30, and no plans in sight.

Not to mention a really crappy day. Feels like its about 45 degrees. And its just poured all day.

And I need some lovin. All different kinds of lovin.

posted by: EricMute at 21:42 | link | comments |

You can’t resist her.
She’s in your bones.
She is your marrow, and your ride home.

You can’t avoid her.
She’s in the air.
[in the air]
And in between molecules of oxygen and carbon dioxide.

Only in dreams, you’ll see what it means.
Reach out our hands.
Hold on to hers.
But when we wake, it’s all been erased.
And so it seems... only in dreams.

You walk up to her.
Ask her to dance.
She says ’hey baby, I just might take a chance.’

You say it’s a good thing.
That you float in the air.
[in the air.]
Up where there’s no way I will crush
Your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces.

Only in dreams, you’ll see what it means.
Reach out our hands.
Hold on to hers.
But when we wake, it’s all been erased.
And so it seems... only in dreams.

Only in dreams.

posted by: EricMute at 15:38 | link | comments |

Ha! I just found out that my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend just got another girl pregnant. I told her he would just keep cheating on her. Stupid. The sad thing is she will probably still stay with him. All I got to say is....well nothing. But I find it rather funny.

posted by: EricMute at 19:07 | link | comments (4) |

Ugh....I feel like crap. I have the worst headache in the world and I feel like I'm gonna harf. Its only 8:30 and I wanna go to bed.

I like Swedish Fish. Yum.

Funny story....probably had to be there tho, like all my stories.

My friend that I work with and I both have like the same exact problem with our shoulders...except his is a little bit worse. Well a lot worse. But anyway.....His shoulder "burned" as we describe it. And he asked me to rub it. Yeah. But when it burns I know how good if feels to have someone massage the crap out of it with thier thumb...so I did it. And when I started he was like "Oh yeah" I laughed and said "You want a happy ending too or did you just have it?" He says "Yes, please" Joking around of course. And then someone walks around the corner and looks at us with a big smile on thier face. Ha, it was funny. We always get caught by someone when were slackin off or goofin around. But people find it amusing I guess cause we havent gotten fired yet:)

posted by: EricMute at 23:50 | link | comments |

So I'm doing nothing tonite. Cause there isnt anybody around this weekend. And I have to work at 8:30 tomorrow morn. I just rented a movie. Fever Pitch. I liked it. And not just cause I'm a Redsox fan. It was funny. Jimmy Fallon's character in that movie kinda reminded me of myself. Except I'm not totally obsessed with the Redsox like that. Just his personality in general reminds me of myself.

On a totally different subject. When fall comes, I usually hate it. Why you ask? Well, because its the end of summer. But then I end up liking fall. Then all the leaves fall off of the tree's and its just ugly. And I hate fall. Which makes me want it to snow so its not so ugly outside. Plus when its really cold and theres no snow its just weird. I always thought it would nice to live somewhere that it never snowed. But then I thought about it and decided, it would be really weird if it didn't snow. And it just wouldnt be Christmas without snow. Its a love-hate relationship with snow. My friend that moved to Florida said that Christmas for the first few years for him was kind of depressing and stuff cause it just wasnt the same without the white stuff.

I miss people.
People that I havent seen in almost 4 years.
People that I havent seen in almost 1 year.
And people that I havent seen like just a couple months.

What sucks is that I really cant even talk to 2 of those people. Although I would like too. And the person that I havent seen in almost 4 years was 1 of only 2 people that really ever understood -Me- And helped me with a lot of my problems. And still kind of does every now and then.

I need to stop spending money. I'm not used to having extra money around. Then I see something that I want and I just buy it. I need to save more. I'm so stupid. No wonder I cant keep a girlfriend. Maybe I should break up with me. I dont think thats possible, but I would if I could. The reason I say this is because.......
           1st ex.....Broke up with me. And where is she now? Has her own buisness and is doing well and is happy with life.and I know shes is going to end up making a lot of money cause she is *great* at what she does.
          2nd ex....Broke up with me. Moved to Buffalo with her ex boyfriend( her boyfriend now of course) Goes to UB and makes $16/HR as an assistant manager at some store in the mall.
So if it were possible to break up with myself....would I benefit? Who knows.

Hey....exactly 2 months till my birthday. Woo fricken Hoo. I'm out. Later peoples.

posted by: EricMute at 01:20 | link | comments |

Well I'm bored...so I decided that I would write something here.

Trying to think of something interesting to write. And I have nothing.

Well, somehow this new thing started at work. Actually I know how it started. Out back of work is where the Amish "park" thier buggies. And the horses always crap out there. So we were standing back there and I dared my buddy to lick a piece of horse shit. Just kidding around tho. And then another guy there says "I'll give ya 10 bucks if you chew on a piece for a couple minutes. And he did it. It was probably the grossest thing I have ever seen. Then when he spit it out he smiled and had crap in his teeth. So nasty. So then....about 3 or 4 days later we had pizza. Another guy I work with will do ANYTHING you dare him too. I said, I dare you to put a piece of horse crap on that pizza and eat it. With no hesitation he went right over put it on there and ate it up. So now, for about the past month people have been either daring or giving eachother money to do the stupidest/grossest shit. Its actually kind of entertaining. We got some kid to eat some cat food today. I believe the flavor was Chicken Feast. We let him choose the flavor.

My buddy and I at work are going to dress up as Napoleon Dynamite and his brother Kip for Halloween. I'm gonna be Kip. Cause I have dark hair and I'm the shorter one. We already found those hideous boots that Napoleon wears and stuff. Its gonna be funny as hell.

Yeah............Wow....I just realized that nothing exciting really ever happens in my life. People eat horse shit. Thats as exciting as it gets.

I finally, after about a year and a half get my car fixed this weekend. So that could be a little exciting. Maybe.

I'm so bored right now. I wanna go see "Waiting" I think thats the name of the movie? Its got Andy Milonakis in it. Ha, He's hilarious if you ask me. I got bee's on my head, but dont call me a bee head.

thats about it for me. Later all.

posted by: EricMute at 01:48 | link | comments |

So I'm back. And I dont really know why. Probably because I am extremely bored at the moment.

Whats been happening with me? If you wonder....which you probably dont, but I dont care.

Hmm....I'm pretty sure I started back at work last time I was here. I met a girl there that wanted me SO friggen bad. So we ended up going out. For about 3 months exactly. And for pretty much that entire time she was all about me. And then at the beginning of August the town had the "Firemens Convention" Its when all the firemen from all around the county and everything come and camp out in people garages for like 3 nites and pretty much party the whole time. Well during that I started getting a little suspicious of the way she was acting....so I went out and ended up finding her hanging out with her ex and she ended up dumping me for him. Good times. And then found out what I suspected....she had been hanging out with him all week and even told people that she had dumped me when she obviously hadn't. And then 2 weeks later she moved to Buffalo with him. Bitch. Thats all I got to say.

Then today a new kid started at work. Hes kinda goofy. He has a wondering eye. No offense to anyone that has a wondering eye but this kids is bad. He started talking to me and my friend that works there and we seriously didnt know which one of us he was talking to. Now that I think of it, today was a pretty eventful day at work. One person got fired(about the 7th in a month)- One person got written up- and the new girl sliced her finger open and had to go to the hospital. Tomorrow I have to work 8am-12pm and then I have to go back and work 6pm-12am. Thats so f*cked up. It should be illegal.

Well, I should go to sleep now seeing how I have a really long day ahead of me tomorrow. G'nite all.

posted by: EricMute at 01:42 | link | comments |